Demi-God Battle.

Okay! Here's the drill! It's a semi serious demi god battle, and you do random sht.

It's more humor then RP

Remember, you're a DEMI-god, you aren't totally super powerful.

Heres examples of things you might be able to do in this battle, just examples, but have a read:

*Jacos' banjo turns into an AK47.*

*Binlid turns into a flying spaghetti monster and atacks Jacos, wrapping an AK47 around the gun.*

*Jacos throws his gun away and turns his hand into a chainsaw, which he uses the cut the spaghetti and recover the gun.*

*Binlid turns back human, and kicks Jacos in the nus.*

*Jacos forms a protective cocoon before the kick is delivered, and then throws the cocoon at Binlid as a sort of net.*

*Binlid shoots fire from his fingertips and burns the cocoon before it reaches him.*

*Jacos makes his mouth ten times bigger and tries to eat him.*

*Binlid hops in his mouth, and throws some sht down his throat.*

*Jacos throws Binlid up.*

There are endless posabilities of a demi-god fight.

Remember, don't cheat by doing something too powerful, or I will delete the post, and you will have to choose a different action.

And don't forget, you can join the battle at anytime. For example:

*Warlcheese also comes out of Jacos' mouth (Jacos had swallowed him earlier), and headbuts Binlid.*

Another example:

*Suddenly, the earth errupts, spewing forth lava, rocks and Warlcheese who is covered in ash.*

Okay, I'll start. Then anybody can hop in and start the battle.

*Jacos sits by the fire, playing the banjo, roasting a marshmellow over the fire, totally not expecting anybody else to come.*

*Sits down next to Jacos and starts to sing the Campfire Song from SPongebob

*Jacos glares at Jingle*

"The CAMPFIRE SONG?! ARE YOU MAD?!" Jacos shouts at him. He throws his banjo at the ground, and it turns into a massive spider, which then attacks Jingle.

*"I was trying to have some fun"

*Gives the spider axes in each leg and sends it after JAcos

*Eats the spider by making his mouth really big, then spits it back at Jingleberry*

*Turns the spider into a spiked boomerang with knives*

*it returns to hit jacos in the face

*Jacos catches, and it transformes into a machine gun. He fires a full round of bullets at Jingleberry.*

turns the bullets into boomerangs*

* Transforms into a beaver He eats the boomerangs.

*Jacos fires more bullets at Greep*

*I implode from eating too much cookie*

uses the imploded scraps as a projecti.le for his catapult*
*fires scraps at jacos

Hey! I wanted a proper funeral you jerk! Not to be some cannon fodder for the next whowatsitdoinhere!

*Resurects Scraps as a zombie to fight for him, and sends the thing to attack Jingle.*

*reverts scraps back to human and apoligises - better than being a zombie.*

*Gets a huge hypodermic needle 6 foot long and goes to inject jacos' eye with poison*

*Jacos grabs the needle, snaps it, turns it into a giant sword and attempts to cut Jingles head off.*

*turns the needle into a pillow and has a pillow fight with jacos

*Kicks Jingleberry in the groin.*

*was wearing a cup so it didnt matter*

*turns jacos' feet into slinkies

*Jacos grows a new foot like Chuck Noris when he grows a new head, and then turns his right hand into a chainsaw, trying to stick the chainsaw inside of Jingle.*

*turns jacos int a slinky and snaps the chainsaw off to use himslef**

*Jacos sends his slinky head to wrap around Jingles neck to strange him.*

*turns into soap so slips out of Jacos' holds*
*turns human again and melts jacos into a puddle of bubbling metal*

Jacos takes the form of an iron golem, and attempts to crush Jingleberry